What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 22:42
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Make Nazis afraid again!
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
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Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
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Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
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“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
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And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
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What is it that gives a man who is a submissive cock sucker his most pleasure?
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Is it okay if I sleep with my brother without my husband knowing?
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
What are some tips for mouth taping to redirect breathing through the nose at night?
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
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I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?